sexta-feira, 24 de dezembro de 2010

All I want for Xmas is the tailor's head in a silver platter....

Dear friends, I'm back in town...and healthier then ever.

I've been out for a couple of weeks in search of 5 pounds of personality and 1,8 tons of notion of style so i could give it to the "Lisbon Poet Tailor" for Xmas.

By the way, i've only arrived a day ago and i've already came across what i can define as the most ridiculous and pretentious piece of written garbage. In a post called "A Sara" our dear friend not only seems to consider himself a enlightened writer as well as he obviously tries to "come out of the closet, without coming out"(if that is even possible !).

Enjoy.

Happy holidays and a toast to all that rock the most !

sexta-feira, 3 de dezembro de 2010

Thank you !

I'm flattered by all of you that have been visiting us in our first day, supporters and specially haters.

To the haters first, you are my reason to live.

And of course to the supporters, specially the ones from Croatia, Brazil, USA and France...to the ones in Spain, Romania and places like that please do not come back as you're not welcome here.

Yours Faithfully,

Aviso

É só para avisar a STYLISTA para parar de censurar as minhas mensagens antes que vá fazer queixa á Garance Doré...

p.s. i'm sorry for writing in Portuguese but i was afraid the STYLISTA couldn't read in English.

Armani Suits

A common reaction to reading Retard Tailor Blog

In a dream world....

I would love to travel as much as the Tailor, to speak all the the different languages that he does (specially Italian), to be as stylish as he is and to be as talented as he is.

I would be a HAPPY IGNORANT FOOL!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!

How ridiculous can this get ?? Enjoy the overwhelming "potato sack"...

http://vimeo.com/4598399